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Noah's Ark and the Dinos by mjranum Noah's Ark and the Dinos by mjranum
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This is another scene from our home-built "Creation Museum" inspired by the retards at Answers in Genesis. One of the frequent questions people ask is "what happened to the dinosaurs?" Well, if you didn't grow up under a rock, you know they went extinct due to climate changes resulting from an asteroid impact millions of years ago (although descendants of dinosaurs still live on in the form of - chicken) But if you're a redneck creationist country bumpkin you might believe that whole Noah's Ark story and how the dinosaurs didn't make it (but the serpents and pigs did!)

Here's our artistic rendering of the actual event. Once Mrs Noah got the ark sea-worthy again and got rid of the dinosaurs, everything was OK for the surviving 2 (plus or minus) of all the species.

Ken Ham and Answers In Genesis spent $28 million or so building their monument to stupid, the Creation Museum. :iconrubiacaea: and I spent about $30 and an hour, and came up with something that's as scientifically accurate and has googly eyed monkeys, besides.
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henrywjohnson Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
their wood be more animals but its vary good!
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KeeganTheAwesome Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011
The googly eyes and the mating lions are the best part, but if you want criticism, a top hat on the T. Rex would have completed the entire diagram!
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mjranum Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011
If we'd had you there to suggest a top hat (and a bow tie) for t-rex we surely would have done it.
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KeeganTheAwesome Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011
=D
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HallowpointPaws Featured By Owner May 2, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I always figured he brought the eggs of dinosaurs. There is no way he would be able to fit a full grown brachisaurious on there.
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Pristichampsus Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Professional General Artist
Bird eggs, maybe...
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CutthroatKait Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009
Well it looks like the Giraffe is in on the action with the Lions. Then I noticed how he wasn't..Or is he??? My boyfriend and I couldn't stop laughing. The dinosaur is just hilarious, :]
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mjranum Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2009
Yep... Where do you think giralions come from? :D
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Kotsuso Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009  Student Digital Artist
this totally reminds me of the robot chicken with noah's ark lol.
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nomadlover Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
absolutely adore the lions.
and the alcohol. and the eyeballs. <3
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