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Noah's Ark and the Dinos by mjranum Noah's Ark and the Dinos by mjranum
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This is another scene from our home-built "Creation Museum" inspired by the retards at Answers in Genesis. One of the frequent questions people ask is "what happened to the dinosaurs?" Well, if you didn't grow up under a rock, you know they went extinct due to climate changes resulting from an asteroid impact millions of years ago (although descendants of dinosaurs still live on in the form of - chicken) But if you're a redneck creationist country bumpkin you might believe that whole Noah's Ark story and how the dinosaurs didn't make it (but the serpents and pigs did!)

Here's our artistic rendering of the actual event. Once Mrs Noah got the ark sea-worthy again and got rid of the dinosaurs, everything was OK for the surviving 2 (plus or minus) of all the species.

Ken Ham and Answers In Genesis spent $28 million or so building their monument to stupid, the Creation Museum. :iconrubiacaea: and I spent about $30 and an hour, and came up with something that's as scientifically accurate and has googly eyed monkeys, besides.
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IThinkOfaNameLater Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016
XD
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jeffroell8 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016
Care to disprove the Creation museum's statements, you little prick?
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Dark-Hyena Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016
Its dinosaurs are modeled directly on those of Jurassic Park.
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jeffroell8 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016
No, I mean this kid was talking shit about the creation museum
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IThinkOfaNameLater Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016
The creation museum isn't a museum.
nothing in it is remotely accurate or scientific.
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jeffroell8 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016
Museum: a place where objects of historical, scientific, artistic or CULTURAL importance are kept. And yes, there are many scientific exhibits there. Its clear you've never gone.
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IThinkOfaNameLater Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
I'm not even going to bother debating you. I've done it a million frickin times, and despite destroying their arguments every time, they just ignore the evidence. You don't expect that you are absolutely wrong about absolutely everything. 

debating a creationist is like playing chess with a pigeon,
they nock over all the pieces, crap all over the board, and fly away to claim their victory.


explain what evidence you have for creation. 
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jeffroell8 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2016
That's the same exact thing that has been said about atheists as well.
We are not wrong about "absolutely everything". That's an arrogant statement.
And What "evidence" are you even talking about? I've been through this a million times as well, and have destroyed their arguments as well.
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IThinkOfaNameLater Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2016
I wish this was a face to face conversation.

what are your arguments for creation?
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jeffroell8 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016
It teaches people the Bible and about common sense/rational thought processing.
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IThinkOfaNameLater Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
No it doesn't. It teaches children to deny reality.
Brainwashing them to believe unsupported nonsense that only an idiot would believe on their own.
scientifically, the bible is wrong about absolutely everything it claims.
they thought that the earth is flat. Are you going to trust them, or the actual scientist who study this stuff for a living.
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jeffroell8 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2016
Well, somebody's a bigot, aren't they? You've been brainwashed to hate anybody that doesn't believe everything a textbook says.
And no, the Bible is not wrong about anything it claims. Have you even read the Bible? I know but he's brainwashing anybody, we just tell them what we believe, but their belief is up to them. And there is plenty of historical and scientific evidence that supports the Bible.
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IThinkOfaNameLater Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2016
What scientific evidence do you have to support the bible?
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jeffroell8 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016
Have you even been there?
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IThinkOfaNameLater Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2016
No. and I won't. I don't want to give this place money to brainwash children. 
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jeffroell8 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2016
Bigot. Nobody's brainwashing children. No to brainwash somebody, you force them to believe something. How can you call yourself logical when you won't even hear the other side of the argument? You are an absolute fool.
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IThinkOfaNameLater Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2016
I've heard your sides arguments. They're all invalid.

a fool is someone who deceives people into believing things that are not evidently true. That is religions job, not the scientist.


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Pristichampsus Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2016  Professional General Artist
Care to be civil?
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jeffroell8 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2016
I apologize, I deal with a lot of assholes when it comes to this stuff, so I turn hostile at the slightest sign of disrespect
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Pristichampsus Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2016  Professional General Artist
Okay :)
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henrywjohnson Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
their wood be more animals but its vary good!
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KeeganTheAwesome Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011
The googly eyes and the mating lions are the best part, but if you want criticism, a top hat on the T. Rex would have completed the entire diagram!
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mjranum Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011
If we'd had you there to suggest a top hat (and a bow tie) for t-rex we surely would have done it.
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KeeganTheAwesome Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011
=D
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SchrodingersMeerkat Featured By Owner May 2, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I always figured he brought the eggs of dinosaurs. There is no way he would be able to fit a full grown brachisaurious on there.
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Pristichampsus Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Professional General Artist
Bird eggs, maybe...
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CutthroatKait Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2009
Well it looks like the Giraffe is in on the action with the Lions. Then I noticed how he wasn't..Or is he??? My boyfriend and I couldn't stop laughing. The dinosaur is just hilarious, :]
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mjranum Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2009
Yep... Where do you think giralions come from? :D
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Kotsuso Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2009  Student Digital Artist
this totally reminds me of the robot chicken with noah's ark lol.
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nomadlover Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
absolutely adore the lions.
and the alcohol. and the eyeballs. <3
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mjranum Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
thanks :)
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Bat-Snake Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Even Creationists who believe this are crazy! I've proclaimed myself "Crevolutionist" (spell that three times straight). Even though there are several things I believe, I don't think that there were dinos on the Ark. In fact, it's my personal belief that Adam and Eve here the first Homo Sapians . But that's just what <iI think.

The pig thing is interesting. It was unclean to EAT pig. I'm sure that they were used for some purpose (eating scraps and other "ick"). But that rule didn't come around until later. Much later. And then, many, many, many MORE years later, it was declared all foods were clean, because it is what comes out of you that defiles (Ooooo, "dirty"!)

(And while I'm at it, I find it quite hilarious that it was forbidden to eat birds such as bats :lol: ! FAIL!!!) People were so funny back then :XD: .

Lions ftw XD
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mackrafty Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2009
I too have a similar concept. Just opposed views as to why and such... [link]
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Karim-sama Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2009
Are the giraffe and the lions doing a threesome?!
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thesheepdogg Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2009
Sweet Photo, I just saw a similar concept printed on a t-shirt for the band NOFX at the Vans Warped Tour on Sunday. weeeiiiird!?
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mjranum Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2009
they stoled it!
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LightEchoes Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2009
Yanno, some of us redneck country bumpkins are not nearly as stupid as you seem to think. Some of us actually know a thing or two. Of course, we understand that it just isn't nearly as much fun, or as easy, if you can't resort to stereotypes. Looks like you are still having fun. Good deal. ;)
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mjranum Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2009
I didn't say all redneck country bumpkins were stupid; just the creationist ones. :D
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onichan Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2009  Professional Artisan Crafter
hahaha lol <3
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Helmut-de-Bouffy Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2009
Excellent ! :D
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Avanti666 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2009
Love it :D
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hooligangrunt Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2009   Photographer
Having been... active? in deviant art for a while, I've managed to slip off the grid recently. All 5 of my deviant updates were from your fantastic work, and as soon as I clicked on this, I about defecated myself!

Bravo.

I think this may end up as my wallpaper for a little while.
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mjranum Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
Thank you; I'm honored.
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Cyberzombie Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009
This is 43 kinds of awesome. You rock.
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Mysticana Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009
Is that a big blue dildo the chimpansee is holding?
And is that really a chainsaw his apegirl is carrying?
Those must have been kinky days, or is this just my own dirty mind?

Whatever the case, thanks for making me laugh, you make this world a better place :D
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mjranum Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2009
It must be your dirty mind. :)
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Tawnya Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*smirks* Actually now some of the smarter scientists are saying the dinosaurs died *before* the impact, as there is about 3 meters of soil above the fossil record and below the KT boundry. (Which denotes the Meteorite/Comet impact.) ;)

In the KT boundry there is no evidence of the meteorite which has been found/preserved. There may be other events that caused the iridium layer such as vulcanism. I posit perhaps a larger version of Krakatoa as one potential event, that caused the climate change.

That said (long winded eh?) :giggle: I believe in both and at the same time enjoy your perspective and humor! Nicely done! You sure the pirates were not eaten by the dinos? ;)
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mjranum Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009
Actually now some of the smarter scientists are saying the dinosaurs died *before* the impact

Certainly a lot of them did. :D

There may be other events that caused the iridium layer such as vulcanism. I posit perhaps a larger version of Krakatoa as one potential event, that caused the climate change.

It's possible; I'm sure scientists will figure it out completely eventually. That stuff certainly isn't my cup of tea.
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Tawnya Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Personally I think it was indegestion that got the lot of them. ;) Same here, not my forte' however it fascinates me to no end!

Keep up the good work!
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jkno4u Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2009
The lions are having fun, but not as much as that dinosaur.
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