This is another scene from our home-built "Creation Museum" inspired by the retards at Answers in Genesis. One of the frequent questions people ask is "what happened to the dinosaurs?" Well, if you didn't grow up under a rock, you know they went extinct due to climate changes resulting from an asteroid impact millions of years ago (although descendants of dinosaurs still live on in the form of - chicken) But if you're a redneck creationist country bumpkin you might believe that whole Noah's Ark story and how the dinosaurs didn't make it (but the serpents and pigs did!)
Here's our artistic rendering of the actual event. Once Mrs Noah got the ark sea-worthy again and got rid of the dinosaurs, everything was OK for the surviving 2 (plus or minus) of all the species.
Ken Ham and Answers In Genesis spent $28 million or so building their monument to stupid, the Creation Museum.
and I spent about $30 and an hour, and came up with something that's as scientifically accurate and has googly eyed monkeys, besides.Final Score:
Marcus and Sarah: 1
Creation Museum: 0