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Noah's Ark and the Dinosby `mjranum

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This is another scene from our home-built "Creation Museum" inspired by the retards at Answers in Genesis. One of the frequent questions people ask is "what happened to the dinosaurs?" Well, if you didn't grow up under a rock, you know they went extinct due to climate changes resulting from an asteroid impact millions of years ago (although descendants of dinosaurs still live on in the form of - chicken) But if you're a redneck creationist country bumpkin you might believe that whole Noah's Ark story and how the dinosaurs didn't make it (but the serpents and pigs did!)

Here's our artistic rendering of the actual event. Once Mrs Noah got the ark sea-worthy again and got rid of the dinosaurs, everything was OK for the surviving 2 (plus or minus) of all the species.

Ken Ham and Answers In Genesis spent $28 million or so building their monument to stupid, the Creation Museum.

and I spent about $30 and an hour, and came up with something that's as scientifically accurate and has googly eyed monkeys, besides.
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~KeeganTheAwesome Nov 24, 2011

The googly eyes and the mating lions are the best part, but if you want criticism, a top hat on the T. Rex would have completed the entire diagram!

`mjranum Nov 24, 2011

If we'd had you there to suggest a top hat (and a bow tie) for t-rex we surely would have done it.

~KeeganTheAwesome Nov 24, 2011

~Phoenix-Kat May 2, 2010 Hobbyist General Artist

I always figured he brought the eggs of dinosaurs. There is no way he would be able to fit a full grown brachisaurious on there.

~CutthroatKait Dec 9, 2009

Well it looks like the Giraffe is in on the action with the Lions. Then I noticed how he wasn't..Or is he??? My boyfriend and I couldn't stop laughing. The dinosaur is just hilarious, :]

`mjranum Dec 11, 2009

Yep... Where do you think giralions come from?

~Kotsuso Oct 31, 2009 Student Digital Artist

this totally reminds me of the robot chicken with noah's ark lol.

~nomadlover Oct 9, 2009

absolutely adore the lions.
and the alcohol. and the eyeballs. <3

`mjranum Oct 9, 2009

thanks

=Bat-Snake Sep 20, 2009 Hobbyist General Artist

Even Creationists who believe this are crazy! I've proclaimed myself "Crevolutionist" (spell that three times straight). Even though there are several things I believe, I don't think that there were dinos on the Ark. In fact, it's my personal belief that Adam and Eve here the first Homo Sapians . But that's just what <iI think.

The pig thing is interesting. It was unclean to EAT pig. I'm sure that they were used for some purpose (eating scraps and other "ick"). But that rule didn't come around until later. Much later. And then, many, many, many MORE years later, it was declared all foods were clean, because it is what comes out of you that defiles (Ooooo, "dirty"!)

(And while I'm at it, I find it quite hilarious that it was forbidden to eat birds such as bats

! FAIL!!!) People were so funny back then

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Lions ftw XD

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