Kpt Sparrows wins simply because of his dumb luck!- The other are really bad ass and when they see Sparrow they see a little weak man so they finish of each others first to only one is standing besides jack, no matter who it is, - now this is where is dumb luck comes in- he runs for his life and in some FREAK accident the last of the bad asses dies!

Simple!

All I gotta say is, "you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!"
Dirty Harry all the way.

Captain J. Sparrow is a wuss, there is no way that he could possibly win in such a match. Compared to the competition his little pirate sword looks as sharp as a maybe a tennis ball. And I don't see his sword holding any match against Harry's 44'. It would rip right through him. The captain would be the first to go. Now I have nothing against pirates, I love them as much as the next guy. I really enjoy the Sparrow movies too and think Jhonny Depp is a terrific actor but in this instance his character would die faster than he could say "parlay".

Nahhh. Its alllllll about Magnum Force. A magnum between your teeth will make you all vote differently...for my buddy Dirty Harry. (six buletts, four other contestants...hands down). Tyler Core. Prolific Photography [link]

a lot of you people know FAR to much about esoteric old tv shows than could POSSIBLY be healthy........

i prefer fat killer's myself.....