Kpt Sparrows wins simply because of his dumb luck!- The other are really bad ass and when they see Sparrow they see a little weak man so they finish of each others first to only one is standing besides jack, no matter who it is, - now this is where is dumb luck comes in- he runs for his life and in some FREAK accident the last of the bad asses dies!
Captain J. Sparrow is a wuss, there is no way that he could possibly win in such a match. Compared to the competition his little pirate sword looks as sharp as a maybe a tennis ball. And I don't see his sword holding any match against Harry's 44'. It would rip right through him. The captain would be the first to go. Now I have nothing against pirates, I love them as much as the next guy. I really enjoy the Sparrow movies too and think Jhonny Depp is a terrific actor but in this instance his character would die faster than he could say "parlay".
Nahhh. Its alllllll about Magnum Force. A magnum between your teeth will make you all vote differently...for my buddy Dirty Harry. (six buletts, four other contestants...hands down). Tyler Core. Prolific Photography [link]
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Simple!
Dirty Harry all the way.
ya,
so, what's ya point, pilgrim??
beam me up, scotty
(did you know that kirk never actually said that??)
i guess i just made yer point, huh??
i have a star trek fan since the 60's,
guess i am letting age show too